1 00:01:47,613 --> 00:01:50,889 OK, ten o'clock audience, listen up. 2 00:01:50,933 --> 00:01:55,848 Please have your questions ready for Dr Dave on your yellow question card. 3 00:01:55,893 --> 00:02:01,650 You must have your question card filled out before you enter the studio. Thank you. 4 00:02:02,653 --> 00:02:04,803 What's yours say, Karen? 5 00:02:04,853 --> 00:02:07,845 How can I stop feeling competitive with my mother-in-law? 6 00:02:07,893 --> 00:02:11,329 I've heard that one before. Try to make it more specific. 7 00:02:11,373 --> 00:02:16,288 How can I stop feeling competitive with my chain-smoking bitch of a mother-in-law? 8 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:20,724 I do not have any pens. If you need a pen, please ask someone near you. 9 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:23,492 - Read yours. - Oh, OK. 10 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:26,843 I feel I should be happy because I have everything, 11 00:02:26,893 --> 00:02:31,171 but I'm not happy and that makes me feel guilty and then I hate myself. 12 00:02:31,213 --> 00:02:33,852 (Both) Aw. 13 00:02:33,893 --> 00:02:36,965 I wanna write, "I love you, Dr Dave." 14 00:02:37,013 --> 00:02:40,323 Is that crazy? Do you think he'll get mad at me? 15 00:02:40,373 --> 00:02:43,251 - Is he married? - Karen asked if he was married. 16 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,966 You live in a hole? Of course he's married. 17 00:02:46,013 --> 00:02:48,527 And he's sensitive and loving with the kids 18 00:02:48,573 --> 00:02:52,771 and he wants to make love only when you do and he never ever passes gas. 19 00:02:52,813 --> 00:02:55,008 You're mad! 20 00:02:55,053 --> 00:02:58,523 We will be opening the studio in approximately one minute. 21 00:02:58,573 --> 00:03:03,124 - Jesus, it's time. - Please have your bags ready to be inspected. 22 00:03:03,173 --> 00:03:06,245 - Do you have a Kleenex? - I think I do. 23 00:03:11,853 --> 00:03:14,811 - I might need another Kleenex. - Don't get it on your suit. 24 00:03:14,853 --> 00:03:17,287 Go through the metal detector. 25 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:20,530 - We're going. - The studio is now open. 26 00:03:20,573 --> 00:03:24,282 - The studio's opening. - It's just been so dry, you know. 27 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:26,688 And the wind's just... Oh, dear. 28 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:30,851 - Here, keep the pack. Should I call someone? - Keep moving, people. 29 00:03:30,893 --> 00:03:33,646 You go on. This will stop. Save me a seat up close. 30 00:03:33,693 --> 00:03:35,729 - OK. - Do you want my cellphone? 31 00:03:35,773 --> 00:03:38,333 You'll miss the best seats. 32 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:41,730 Wow. 33 00:03:41,773 --> 00:03:44,492 Ma'am? Are you... 34 00:03:51,893 --> 00:03:54,168 We got a situation here. 35 00:04:03,573 --> 00:04:06,531 (Music playing in background, indistinct) 36 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,568 What you got? 37 00:04:10,613 --> 00:04:12,968 The coroner said she died from a nose bleed. 38 00:04:13,013 --> 00:04:16,289 That's whacked, losing that much blood through your nose. 39 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,324 Not as uncommon as you might think. 40 00:04:18,373 --> 00:04:21,888 Your dad and I had a couple of these back in the day. 41 00:04:21,933 --> 00:04:26,245 She was probably born with a deviated septum and at some point they fixed it. 42 00:04:28,213 --> 00:04:31,762 Yeah, and they gave her a cute little nose while they were at it. 43 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,043 That could be a nose job. 44 00:04:34,093 --> 00:04:36,891 Sometimes plastic surgery creates this scar tissue 45 00:04:36,933 --> 00:04:41,404 which can end up choking a major artery until it just explodes one day. 46 00:04:41,453 --> 00:04:43,887 Jesus, we're all just walking time bombs. 47 00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:45,924 You can pop her in the reefer for now. 48 00:04:45,973 --> 00:04:49,522 My large friend's gonna need both tables till we can casket him. 49 00:04:49,573 --> 00:04:52,451 Hey, that Triple X come in from Appleby yet? 50 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:55,485 - Er... no. - Shit. 51 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:59,651 Let me know where you'll be in a couple of hours. It'll take a few of us to move him. 52 00:04:59,693 --> 00:05:02,890 I can't. I'm going away for a couple of days. 53 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:05,208 Oh, yeah? Where to? 54 00:05:05,253 --> 00:05:07,448 Camping. Finally. 55 00:05:07,493 --> 00:05:09,882 In Seattle I used to go every other weekend. 56 00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:14,245 There's nothing I love more than getting away with my tent where there's nobody. 57 00:05:14,293 --> 00:05:17,205 - Sounds nice. - Yeah. 58 00:05:17,253 --> 00:05:21,690 Well, Lisa decided she wanted to come and bring Maya, so we're all going. 59 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:24,930 Plus some friends of ours and their kid. 60 00:05:24,973 --> 00:05:27,043 You and Vanessa ought to get away. 61 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:30,768 Yeah, well, every weekend since Vanessa's mom died 62 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:33,850 we're at her house cleaning out her stuff. 63 00:05:34,973 --> 00:05:37,806 - How's Vanessa holding up? - Misses her mom, I guess. 64 00:05:37,853 --> 00:05:41,892 Doesn't talk about it a whole lot. What's to say, really? 65 00:05:41,933 --> 00:05:45,164 Oh, dammit. Where the hell did my new mousse go? 66 00:05:48,773 --> 00:05:51,048 We're gonna have so much fun, baby girl. 67 00:05:51,093 --> 00:05:54,563 The skies aren't smoggy there, so you get to see real stars. 68 00:05:54,613 --> 00:05:57,366 Not the fuzzy invisible LA stars. 69 00:05:58,373 --> 00:06:00,762 And you get to play with Spencer, 70 00:06:00,813 --> 00:06:03,247 smell your first campfire. 71 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:08,287 Shall we bring your baby Deadhead onesie, or is that too obvious? 72 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:10,449 - Hey, honey. - Hey. 73 00:06:10,493 --> 00:06:12,290 Hey. How you doing? 74 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:19,842 Right. Listen to this. 75 00:06:21,253 --> 00:06:25,041 - Hikes near Hungry Valley. Difficult. - Do we need more than one spatula? 76 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:28,210 Catch the intense scenery from atop Suicide Rock, 77 00:06:28,253 --> 00:06:33,373 which received its name when a Native American princess threw herself off it. 78 00:06:33,413 --> 00:06:36,246 - We gotta see this. - Bring the book just in case. 79 00:06:39,373 --> 00:06:42,843 - Did you check my tent bag for the stakes? - We rented a tent cabin. 80 00:06:42,893 --> 00:06:45,805 I know. Just in case we wanna sleep out one night. 81 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:48,845 With Maya? You can't sleep on the hard ground with a baby. 82 00:06:48,893 --> 00:06:51,168 You can. This is how everyone used to live. 83 00:06:51,213 --> 00:06:53,249 We're in the land of the Chumash. 84 00:06:53,293 --> 00:06:55,807 You think Native Americans had tent cabins? 85 00:06:55,853 --> 00:06:58,845 They didn't have clip bars and we're bringing those. 86 00:06:58,893 --> 00:07:01,009 Let's see what Todd and Dana wanna do. 87 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:04,648 We're sharing a cabin, not doing everything with them. 88 00:07:04,693 --> 00:07:07,446 - If we could afford our own... - How does that apply? 89 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:10,361 Never mind. 90 00:07:11,693 --> 00:07:14,048 I'm just glad we finally have couple friends. 91 00:07:14,093 --> 00:07:15,845 - You're shitting me. - What? 92 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:20,125 Deer Springs Trail starts where we're staying and heads straight to Suicide Rock. 93 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:24,246 - Let me pack your books. - Do you mind if I look at them? 94 00:07:28,293 --> 00:07:30,761 - Bless you, Arthur. - Thank you. 95 00:07:37,253 --> 00:07:39,403 Isn't that wonderful? 96 00:07:39,453 --> 00:07:42,172 - What's that? - The handkerchief. 97 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:44,807 Such a lovely custom. 98 00:07:44,853 --> 00:07:47,242 Shame it's fallen by the wayside. 99 00:07:56,293 --> 00:08:00,172 - Oh, darn it all. - What's wrong? 100 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,808 Silent Running was playing over the weekend. I missed it. 101 00:08:03,853 --> 00:08:07,289 - I don't believe I know Silent Running. - Phenomenal film. 102 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:10,052 Science fiction, but overlooked in the genre. 103 00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:11,082 Ah. 104 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:15,729 It's about a botanist who's marooned on a space freighter. 105 00:08:15,773 --> 00:08:20,563 His only companions are three little robots that look like TV sets. 106 00:08:20,613 --> 00:08:23,411 He names them Huey, Dewey and Louie. 107 00:08:23,453 --> 00:08:26,365 - They play poker with him. - They sound adorable. 108 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:28,847 Oh, they are. 109 00:08:28,893 --> 00:08:30,963 Quite lovable indeed. 110 00:08:31,013 --> 00:08:33,891 And yet benign. 111 00:08:34,773 --> 00:08:36,365 Obedient. 112 00:08:36,413 --> 00:08:38,608 Much like television itself. 113 00:08:38,653 --> 00:08:42,487 Perhaps the writer's comment on how technology can be controlled 114 00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:45,605 and used effectively for humankind. 115 00:08:45,653 --> 00:08:47,644 Perhaps not. 116 00:08:48,773 --> 00:08:50,764 Starring Bruce Dern. 117 00:08:50,813 --> 00:08:55,125 - With music by Joan Baez. - I used to love listening to her. 118 00:09:00,693 --> 00:09:03,082 Ah, well, I'll see it another time. 119 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:09,765 - You need more coffee? - No, I just filled it. 120 00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:12,122 Of course you did. 121 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:20,045 (Russell) This is gonna look hot, hot, hot, baby. 122 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,402 (Claire) I did blue hair in eighth grade. 123 00:09:22,453 --> 00:09:25,763 That was sincere blue hair. This is a comment on blue hair. 124 00:09:26,813 --> 00:09:31,091 Maybe it was more magenta. Maybe this is my first blue hair. 125 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:33,124 - Tinfoil thingy? - Yeah. 126 00:09:38,253 --> 00:09:41,689 You're taking it from the same place as the other side so it's even? 127 00:09:41,733 --> 00:09:44,725 If it's too even it looks like you're trying too hard. 128 00:09:44,773 --> 00:09:47,845 If it's haphazard, it's more like "fuck you". 129 00:09:47,893 --> 00:09:50,726 Just not too uneven. 130 00:09:52,773 --> 00:09:56,812 Oh, good. The "enter without knocking" sign is clearly legible. 131 00:09:56,853 --> 00:10:01,051 I'm only here because Rico said you took some of my brushes without asking. 132 00:10:01,093 --> 00:10:04,608 - Russell, this is my brother David. - Hi. 133 00:10:04,653 --> 00:10:06,405 Hey. 134 00:10:06,453 --> 00:10:08,523 I'm sorry, I'm blue. 135 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:13,082 I understand. I work with dangerous chemicals myself. 136 00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:18,888 Claire, we use this brush to spread Velvetone on people's faces. 137 00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:26,169 Sorry. I should have told you you were using something with dead people on it. 138 00:10:26,213 --> 00:10:28,204 I ain't scared of no dead people. 139 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:33,202 - Anyway, it's your hair. - My hair was raised with dead people. 140 00:10:33,253 --> 00:10:36,165 All right, well, we're done. 141 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,521 We got 15 minutes. 142 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,207 Oh. 143 00:10:42,253 --> 00:10:46,007 - This is great. - Liar. It sucks. 144 00:10:46,053 --> 00:10:50,251 - It doesn't suck at all. - First, you're crazy. It's totally perfect. 145 00:10:50,293 --> 00:10:53,649 Second, all Olivier says is, "Look at Russell's work, people. 146 00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:56,412 "Russell's work is pulsating. It's making me hard." 147 00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:58,569 - (Russell laughs) - Your teacher says that? 148 00:10:58,613 --> 00:11:00,683 (Claire) Yeah, but it's not like harassment. 149 00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:03,486 It's more like a comment on harassment. 150 00:11:04,893 --> 00:11:08,090 Well, I'm going downstairs. Nice to meet you, Russell. 151 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:12,204 When do we rinse? 152 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:15,882 Oh, ass. I forgot what time we started. 153 00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:18,288 Oh, ass. 154 00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:31,962 - Doesn't smell too bad in here. - Yeah. 155 00:11:32,013 --> 00:11:34,481 Maybe we can push a couple of beds together. 156 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:36,603 But Maya might fall through the middle. 157 00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:39,292 Maybe we can push a bed against the wall. 158 00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:46,284 - Just one six-pack? - We won't be drinking the whole time. 159 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,643 Of course not, but Todd likes his beer and I like to have a few. 160 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:52,490 Sure, but he doesn't drink-drink. 161 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:57,448 I know, but between him and me we'll go through a six-pack tonight, minimum. 162 00:11:57,493 --> 00:12:00,132 Isn't that the point of sitting round a campfire? 163 00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:04,086 - You told me to bring my weed. - If you have weed, why do you need beer? 164 00:12:04,893 --> 00:12:06,611 (Sighs) 165 00:12:06,653 --> 00:12:09,292 Maybe because I like to unwind and kick back 166 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:12,211 and forget that I spend my days surrounded by death. 167 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:15,484 All I really care about is that you don't smoke cigarettes. 168 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:18,172 Not out here where the air's so pretty. 169 00:12:18,213 --> 00:12:20,727 I already pretend I don't know you smoke at home. 170 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:25,449 - I appreciate your pretending. - Not here. I hate the smell on your clothes. 171 00:12:25,493 --> 00:12:26,812 Heel. 172 00:12:26,853 --> 00:12:28,923 - Hey! - Hey! 173 00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:30,964 - How you doing, Spencer? - Hey. 174 00:12:31,013 --> 00:12:33,527 - All right! - Hey. 175 00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:35,245 - Hey. - How you doing? 176 00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:36,851 - How are you? - Good. 177 00:12:36,893 --> 00:12:39,965 - How you doing? - How are you? 178 00:12:40,013 --> 00:12:42,732 Help me with the cooler. We brought a ton of beer. 179 00:12:42,773 --> 00:12:45,003 Sure. Absolutely. 180 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,722 So which bed do you want? 181 00:12:50,773 --> 00:12:54,891 - What's your preference? - One that doesn't have scorpions in it. 182 00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:57,527 I was thinking we could check out Suicide Rock. 183 00:12:57,573 --> 00:13:01,486 What a great fucking hike. I was up there last winter by myself. 184 00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:04,252 - I don't see it happening this trip. - Why not? 185 00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:06,090 Not with the kids. 186 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,728 - Just you and I can go up. - Dana wouldn't be into me taking off. 187 00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:13,482 - We should go up there another time. - (Sighs) 188 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:15,524 Come on. 189 00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:19,532 We're here now, dude. I'm sure we can get a couple of hours. 190 00:13:19,573 --> 00:13:23,248 How long you two been married, brother? 191 00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,924 (Arthur) Come in. 192 00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:35,362 - Please... please enter. - Oh, I don't need to come in. 193 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:38,883 I wanted to tell you that I was running errands at the mall. 194 00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:41,686 You know, the new mall that's just opened. 195 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:45,521 A mini-mall but with underground parking. What do they call those? 196 00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:48,007 I pulled in to see what they had done with it 197 00:13:48,053 --> 00:13:51,648 and lo and behold they had a video store and... 198 00:13:51,693 --> 00:13:53,684 I got Silent Running. 199 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,247 (Ruth giggles) 200 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,727 'Now, Huey, you're gonna plant a tree. 201 00:13:58,773 --> 00:14:01,492 'Dewey, you're gonna dig the ditch. 202 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:03,967 'We're gonna do it right here. 203 00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:06,924 'Side of the hill. ' 204 00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:09,168 He has to teach them everything. 205 00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:14,248 UU. It stands for Unitarian Universalist. 206 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:18,728 But it's about as not religious as a religion can be. 207 00:14:18,773 --> 00:14:20,764 That would be nice. 208 00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:24,726 Not a place that preaches but one where we can be with people like us. 209 00:14:24,773 --> 00:14:29,563 No big God. No crosses or dripping blood or shit. Exactly. 210 00:14:29,613 --> 00:14:32,047 Just people getting together. 211 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:38,730 Anyone wanna catch a buzz? Shall I go get my bullet? 212 00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:40,604 - Sure. - Yeah, go ahead. 213 00:14:40,653 --> 00:14:42,644 All right. 214 00:14:42,693 --> 00:14:44,968 How often does Jesus come up? 215 00:14:45,893 --> 00:14:49,647 Pretty rarely, but when he does they remind us that he was black. 216 00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:53,891 Right. As opposed to the Brad Pitt Jesus America tries to sell us. 217 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:56,401 Jesus wasn't black. 218 00:14:56,453 --> 00:14:59,411 Yes, he was. Everyone was black. 219 00:15:11,573 --> 00:15:13,564 No, thanks. 220 00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:19,730 Uh, well, I'm not gonna have any if you're not going to. 221 00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:21,764 - Really? - Yeah. 222 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:25,766 If you're not gonna have any, I guess I'll pass too. 223 00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:28,771 Great. Now I'm the only one who's stoned. 224 00:15:36,773 --> 00:15:39,731 '! Doomed 225 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:44,051 '! In his innocence 226 00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:48,052 '! In the sun 227 00:15:57,013 --> 00:16:00,323 '! Gather your children...! ' 228 00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:07,411 'Come on, fuck me hard. Do it. ' 229 00:16:07,453 --> 00:16:10,092 I've got to get the dishwasher running. 230 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:13,603 - Do you have anything? - My glass. 231 00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:28,083 - It's so great to be out of the city. - I know. 232 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:31,170 Wouldn't it be cool to have to live off the land? 233 00:16:31,213 --> 00:16:34,649 To be a part of nature instead of just looking at it? 234 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,172 Not that cool. 235 00:16:39,213 --> 00:16:43,047 I'm getting my "I need my Starbucks" headache. 236 00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:50,605 I guess in the past I dated a lot of crazy girls. 237 00:16:50,653 --> 00:16:53,850 - Needy attention-suckers. - Yeah. 238 00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:58,091 Artists/writers/psychos. Always this whole drama thing. 239 00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:00,772 If I say something she might take it the wrong way. 240 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:04,203 It's like I'm walking through this minefield of her childhood. 241 00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:07,723 There should be a sign. "Caution, unexploded daddy issues." 242 00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:11,766 - I've been there. - But Lisa's different, you know. 243 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:15,692 All that bullshit fairy-tale stuff isn't real anyway. 244 00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:18,611 Working through it, wanting to. 245 00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:22,931 It's probably the first adult relationship of my life. 246 00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:27,489 Ours is more like we can't keep our hands off each other. 247 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:29,888 She just loves to bang. 248 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:37,052 Sometimes I feel, when we're having sex, he secretly hates me. 249 00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:39,812 That's not possible. 250 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:43,050 Not conscious, not like he knows it on any level. 251 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:46,085 I know it's stupid but I really feel like that sometimes. 252 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:50,445 It is stupid, because you're a beautiful woman and the mother of his child, 253 00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:52,609 so why would he hate you? 254 00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:58,046 I know it's crazy, but sometimes it's like there's this unspoken thing between us. 255 00:17:58,093 --> 00:18:00,926 - Unspoken what? - I don't know. 256 00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:05,967 Yeah, I'm the mother of his child so he has to Madonna-fy me. 257 00:18:06,013 --> 00:18:10,609 Maybe I'm just mad at the whole world because my orgasm thing is screwed up. 258 00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:14,362 - Since you had Maya. - You've heard of this? 259 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,563 Something is different. It freaks me out. 260 00:18:16,613 --> 00:18:20,447 It took me a couple of months to be able to come after Spencer was born. 261 00:18:20,493 --> 00:18:24,406 I can come, but only half the time and half as intense. 262 00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:28,731 - Could childbirth have reorganised me? - I've heard that. 263 00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:30,764 But I'm sure it'll get better. 264 00:18:31,973 --> 00:18:37,252 Do you just say, "It's not happening tonight so you're on break, hon"? 265 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:39,727 No. 266 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:43,527 - Please don't tell me that you fake it. - Of course not. 267 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:49,086 OK, maybe I do exaggerate here and there. 268 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:58,088 Realising everything has happened in my life so I could be ready for this. 269 00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,361 Mm-hm. 270 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:03,292 It's like your heart is outside your body. You see it for the first time. 271 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,929 And knowing that all of it... it's always been about her. 272 00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:11,966 Yes. God, yes. I feel the exact same way about Maya. 273 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,003 No, I was talking about Dana. 274 00:19:17,853 --> 00:19:19,844 Right. 275 00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:27,001 I don't know. Our thing, it's incredibly hot still. 276 00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:30,329 He's got the dirtiest mouth. I love it. 277 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:33,046 Like what? 278 00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:35,288 The dirty talk, what does he say? 279 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:39,690 - Children in the vicinity. - So whisper. Just tell me one. 280 00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:43,248 They sound so stupid out of context. 281 00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:46,888 OK, like, "Oh, baby, I wanna come on your tits." 282 00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:50,005 See, it sounds so stupid. 283 00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:56,883 - (Child cries) - Oh, my God! There's a snake. 284 00:20:01,893 --> 00:20:04,327 Come on. 285 00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:10,728 - Don't make any noise. And don't move... - It's OK. 286 00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:15,401 (Lisa) Nate. 287 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,284 What did you do that for? 288 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,245 - Is it dead? - It's way past dead. 289 00:20:36,573 --> 00:20:40,122 - Poor little guy. - (Todd) That's not cool, man. 290 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:45,566 - It's not poison. It's a gopher snake. - I don't care what fucking snake it is. 291 00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:51,404 Oh, fuck! Goddamn! Don't any of you fuckers wanna go for a fucking hike? Come on! 292 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:56,371 - Agh! - (Child cries) 293 00:20:57,653 --> 00:20:59,928 Mediocre. 294 00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,969 Redundant. 295 00:21:05,893 --> 00:21:07,884 Terrible. 296 00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,124 Blah, blah, blah. 297 00:21:13,613 --> 00:21:15,604 Hm. 298 00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:18,451 Elephant art. 299 00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:21,565 Does anyone know what elephant art is? 300 00:21:22,853 --> 00:21:26,528 A term the Fluxists invented. My dad was a Fluxist. 301 00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:30,403 Does anyone know what a Fluxist is? 302 00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:33,684 Fuck that. Why doesn't anyone know what elephant art is? 303 00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,928 Who are you people? Don't you guys read? 304 00:21:35,973 --> 00:21:38,487 This is elephant art. 305 00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:42,162 My head is on backwards. I feel like my head is on backwards. 306 00:21:43,813 --> 00:21:45,804 Yes, we get it. 307 00:21:46,813 --> 00:21:48,929 Termite art. 308 00:21:48,973 --> 00:21:51,043 Look at me, Claire. 309 00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:55,525 Tiny, beautiful termite art. 310 00:21:58,293 --> 00:22:00,568 Termites work secretly at night, 311 00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:04,401 but they can tear down a house as fast as an elephant can. 312 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:07,968 But they don't stop. They infest. 313 00:22:09,533 --> 00:22:11,683 Good job. 314 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,050 - (Arthur) Like that? - Exactly. 315 00:22:20,093 --> 00:22:23,210 Light touch. You don't wanna go all Joan Crawford on him. 316 00:22:23,253 --> 00:22:25,483 No, I certainly don't. 317 00:22:25,533 --> 00:22:28,206 Hello! Arthur! 318 00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:32,923 - Is it OK if I return this? - Don't keep it for me. 319 00:22:32,973 --> 00:22:35,043 Good. Well, I'll take it back, then. 320 00:22:36,173 --> 00:22:39,006 Nothing else you'd like me to pick up while I'm there? 321 00:22:40,213 --> 00:22:43,285 - Not that I can think of. - OK, then. 322 00:22:44,053 --> 00:22:48,649 There's leftover blintzes in the fridge if you get hungry. Either of you. 323 00:22:50,053 --> 00:22:51,372 Thank you. 324 00:22:54,413 --> 00:22:58,964 Don't think just because you're living here you have to do things with the Munsters. 325 00:22:59,013 --> 00:23:02,892 - I don't think that. - I mean, take a load off, Arthur. 326 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:12,205 OK, Biggie Smalls' viewing is tomorrow morning. 327 00:23:12,253 --> 00:23:15,450 - Ever worked with the Triple X casket? - Not quite this size. 328 00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:18,530 This is what we call Advanced Casketing Techniques 101. 329 00:23:18,573 --> 00:23:22,088 The viewing is tomorrow but we're gonna lay him out upstairs tonight 330 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:25,250 because you don't wanna worry about it the morning of. 331 00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:33,971 - I thought it was great. - It's not the point. 332 00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:41,007 Everybody makes crap sometimes, but what's with the big need to humiliate me? 333 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:44,524 I don't know. 334 00:23:46,293 --> 00:23:49,046 I don't do well at this kind of thing. 335 00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:52,563 I don't need somebody telling me that I suck. 336 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:58,645 Particularly in front of people who suck way worse than I do. 337 00:24:01,453 --> 00:24:05,844 Did you see that whatshername Levine's stupid fucking mermaid? 338 00:24:09,893 --> 00:24:14,409 How can you grow as an artist if you don't have the freedom to fail now and then? 339 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,048 - I've failed. - He likes yours. 340 00:24:18,093 --> 00:24:22,325 - Really? It wasn't that clear to me. - Fuck it. What difference does it make? 341 00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:26,161 The world's gonna be blown to smithereens any day now. 342 00:24:47,213 --> 00:24:49,681 We just kissed. 343 00:25:07,293 --> 00:25:09,807 We just kissed again. 344 00:25:25,173 --> 00:25:27,562 Nate, go hike. 345 00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:31,322 - Don't you wanna come with? - I have my magazines. 346 00:25:31,373 --> 00:25:33,887 You sure? 347 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,128 - Go. - All right. 348 00:25:36,173 --> 00:25:38,607 I'll only be an hour or two-ish. 349 00:25:40,813 --> 00:25:45,887 OK, I just wanna make sure you're not saying go ahead and hike 350 00:25:45,933 --> 00:25:48,970 and what you mean is stay here and help me with the baby. 351 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:53,848 Now's the perfect time. I have my magazines, Maya's mellow. 352 00:25:53,893 --> 00:25:55,645 - Go. - All right. 353 00:25:55,693 --> 00:25:59,288 Thanks, honey. See you later, OK? 354 00:27:18,613 --> 00:27:22,652 Oh, my God! No fucking way! 355 00:27:24,093 --> 00:27:27,130 What in the world are you doing up here? 356 00:27:27,173 --> 00:27:30,006 We're on a camping trip. 357 00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:33,732 We're at the end of the trail. What are you doing here? 358 00:27:33,773 --> 00:27:39,723 I'm at a BandB in Hungry Valley with some friends. They're right behind me. 359 00:27:39,773 --> 00:27:42,810 I don't believe this. It's like fate. 360 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:49,125 How are you doing? 361 00:27:49,173 --> 00:27:54,008 At this moment, not great, to be perfectly honest. 362 00:27:54,053 --> 00:27:59,081 - I think it's really weird that you're up here. - I am hiking with my friends. 363 00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:01,124 - Yeah? - Yeah. 364 00:28:01,173 --> 00:28:05,371 - Friends? What are their names? - Frank and Douglas. 365 00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:10,089 - You think I can't tell when you're lying? - Whoa. What's with the paranoia? 366 00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:13,569 - What, are you high? - Are you stalking me now? 367 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,366 - Don't flatter yourself. - You're stalking me! 368 00:28:17,413 --> 00:28:19,768 You followed me and my family up here. 369 00:28:19,813 --> 00:28:22,646 What the fuck do you want, you crazy fucking bitch? 370 00:28:22,693 --> 00:28:24,923 Oh, yeah, I'm crazy. Whoo! 371 00:28:24,973 --> 00:28:29,046 Crazy, scary, crazy, psycho, right? 372 00:28:29,093 --> 00:28:32,324 (Barks) 373 00:28:32,373 --> 00:28:34,728 Tell me the fucking truth! 374 00:28:41,893 --> 00:28:44,248 - I needed to talk to you. - We already talked. 375 00:28:44,293 --> 00:28:48,172 Claire said you were up in Kern County, so I came up here... 376 00:28:48,213 --> 00:28:50,408 Were you watching me when we were camping? 377 00:28:50,453 --> 00:28:54,685 - No, nothing like that. - Dammit, stop bullshitting me! 378 00:28:57,773 --> 00:28:59,843 Nate, I miss you. 379 00:28:59,893 --> 00:29:01,884 So much. 380 00:29:01,933 --> 00:29:05,005 - Don't you miss me? - No, I do not. 381 00:29:05,053 --> 00:29:07,613 Yes, you do, you do. You think about me. 382 00:29:07,653 --> 00:29:10,565 No, this is not gonna happen. All right? 383 00:29:10,613 --> 00:29:13,889 Just kiss me. Just kiss me once. 384 00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:16,447 Just once, baby, and then we're done. 385 00:29:22,613 --> 00:29:26,925 Oh, I remember that feeling. Flowing into each other like water. 386 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:30,727 - Look, I can't. - I can't live without you. I won't. 387 00:29:30,773 --> 00:29:32,764 You're gonna have to. 388 00:29:36,373 --> 00:29:38,648 I'm so sorry. 389 00:29:41,053 --> 00:29:43,123 I'm sorry for everything. 390 00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:47,845 Brenda! 391 00:30:02,253 --> 00:30:05,131 I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this to you. 392 00:30:08,693 --> 00:30:10,923 That was my first time. 393 00:30:10,973 --> 00:30:13,362 Shut up! 394 00:30:17,973 --> 00:30:20,282 Oh, my God! 395 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:23,086 Oh, my God, I did that to you? 396 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:25,249 Well, the first time. 397 00:30:25,293 --> 00:30:28,205 So technically that was your first and second time? 398 00:30:28,253 --> 00:30:29,686 Uh-huh. 399 00:30:29,733 --> 00:30:32,372 - That's impressive. - Yeah? 400 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:35,883 I would have thought it was your fifth or sixth time. 401 00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:46,005 I feel really safe with you, Claire. 402 00:30:47,893 --> 00:30:50,088 You are really safe with me. 403 00:30:51,453 --> 00:30:54,206 - (Loud thud) - What the fuck was that? 404 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:12,726 - Goodness! - Rico's gonna have my behind. 405 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:17,004 Claire? 406 00:31:17,053 --> 00:31:19,089 Claire? Claire? 407 00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:22,967 - What? - I'm sorry. I can see you're entertaining. 408 00:31:23,013 --> 00:31:26,210 I wouldn't ask if this weren't a genuine crisis. 409 00:31:26,253 --> 00:31:29,928 David's not here, Nate's camping. I'm gonna need your help. 410 00:31:32,613 --> 00:31:34,888 Would you mind asking your friend, please? 411 00:31:37,893 --> 00:31:40,851 Stay here. 412 00:31:43,813 --> 00:31:47,089 Claire, please. Go get your friend right now. 413 00:31:47,133 --> 00:31:50,887 Ruth, wait right here. I'll be right back. 414 00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:53,049 You have a friend in the house? 415 00:31:53,093 --> 00:31:55,607 The boy with the tattoo? 416 00:31:55,653 --> 00:31:57,689 Another one. 417 00:31:57,733 --> 00:31:59,325 Oh. 418 00:32:00,173 --> 00:32:02,448 I'm not bringing him down here. 419 00:32:07,413 --> 00:32:09,802 Russell, you really don't need to be here. 420 00:32:09,853 --> 00:32:12,003 - Yes, he does. - It's OK. I'm cool. 421 00:32:12,053 --> 00:32:16,012 - Hello, Mrs Fisher. - How nice to see you again, Russell. 422 00:32:16,053 --> 00:32:20,046 Dead weight is the hardest weight to move. I'll need everyone's strength. 423 00:32:20,093 --> 00:32:21,367 Tell me what to do. 424 00:32:22,493 --> 00:32:25,724 We don't have much time. His facial cartilage is collapsing. 425 00:32:25,773 --> 00:32:29,163 Our first concern is rolling our friend onto the board. 426 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:33,764 On the count of three. One, two, three. 427 00:32:33,813 --> 00:32:36,122 (All straining) 428 00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:43,164 Well done. 429 00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:47,404 He doesn't look too bad. 430 00:32:53,413 --> 00:32:56,246 Now, I want you to position yourself at a corner. 431 00:32:58,013 --> 00:33:01,005 - Is this corner OK? - Yeah. 432 00:33:01,053 --> 00:33:04,250 Lift the board onto the gurney so I can get it downstairs. 433 00:33:04,293 --> 00:33:06,602 On the count of three, give it everything. 434 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:10,931 Everything. Lift with your legs. One, two, three. 435 00:33:10,973 --> 00:33:12,611 Lift. 436 00:33:12,653 --> 00:33:15,531 (Straining and gasping) 437 00:33:21,573 --> 00:33:24,087 - I guess that didn't work - Oh, God. 438 00:33:25,013 --> 00:33:29,484 OK. I'm starting to get a little freaked out now. 439 00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:32,001 Just a little. 440 00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:36,525 Claire, I'm sorry I raised you around so much death 441 00:33:36,573 --> 00:33:39,485 and that your friend had to see this. 442 00:33:44,253 --> 00:33:50,044 The cranial-facial work is tricky, but I'll do what I can before you arrive. 443 00:33:50,093 --> 00:33:54,689 Of course I'll wait for your assistance before I hoist. 444 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,530 I think that's a good idea. 445 00:33:56,573 --> 00:34:01,089 And again, Federico, I am so sorry about what happened. 446 00:34:01,133 --> 00:34:03,966 No, it couldn't have happened to anyone. 447 00:34:04,013 --> 00:34:06,891 I shouldn't have let it happen on my watch. 448 00:34:06,933 --> 00:34:08,924 I'm sorry. 449 00:34:08,973 --> 00:34:11,407 OK. Sorry. 450 00:34:12,813 --> 00:34:14,804 Sorry. 451 00:34:17,493 --> 00:34:22,931 Well, I think I'm going up to make some hot cocoa. 452 00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:25,168 Would you like to join me for a cup? 453 00:34:25,213 --> 00:34:28,888 Thank you, but this requires my immediate attention. 454 00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:31,686 I suspect I'll be pulling an all-nighter. 455 00:34:31,733 --> 00:34:34,201 I can bring it down to you. 456 00:34:34,253 --> 00:34:37,086 Chocolate makes me queasy. 457 00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:39,124 OK. 458 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:46,524 - Tea? - No, really. Nothing. 459 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,971 Spencer will sleep for an hour. 460 00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:05,846 If she wakes, give her Thomas the Tank Engine. 461 00:35:05,893 --> 00:35:09,681 If you guys wanna take a private nature hike later, we'll watch Maya. 462 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,167 - It's only fair. - Fair's fair. 463 00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:15,046 - Have fun. - Thanks. 464 00:35:17,453 --> 00:35:21,048 I hate couples like that. Letting you know how great their sex life is. 465 00:35:21,093 --> 00:35:24,324 Yeah. I think they doth protest a little too much. 466 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:27,046 Like sex is everything. Sex is everything. 467 00:35:27,093 --> 00:35:29,653 She's always talking about it like it's the glue. 468 00:35:29,693 --> 00:35:34,084 But what if someone gets throat cancer or diarrhoea and you see the real person? 469 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:39,207 Then you have to be able to help them into their electronic car or make their vitamin drink 470 00:35:39,253 --> 00:35:42,689 and still love them even though no one feels sexy. 471 00:35:42,733 --> 00:35:47,249 - Yeah, it's so much more than just... - "Todd and I have the greatest sex. 472 00:35:47,293 --> 00:35:50,205 "I just love it when he comes on my tits." 473 00:35:52,893 --> 00:35:54,884 She said that? 474 00:35:58,293 --> 00:36:00,363 OK, I'm ready. 475 00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:08,207 - Knotted up back here. - Mm-hm. 476 00:36:10,013 --> 00:36:12,686 Yes. 477 00:36:16,453 --> 00:36:19,604 Oh, so now you're both going through your blue period? 478 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:24,403 Don't get mad at me, Fisher. 479 00:36:24,453 --> 00:36:27,047 If Russell has something to say to me, he can say it. 480 00:36:27,093 --> 00:36:29,129 - How's my pressure? - Go deeper. 481 00:36:29,173 --> 00:36:32,688 - Why has he turned into such an asshole? - Just ignore him. 482 00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:35,770 You ignore him too. It's just hair. 483 00:36:35,813 --> 00:36:37,804 I don't understand what the big deal is. 484 00:36:37,853 --> 00:36:42,643 Fuck elephant, termite, whatever. I already forgot who was which. 485 00:36:42,693 --> 00:36:46,652 - What's the point of humiliating people? - I was the elephant. 486 00:36:46,693 --> 00:36:50,447 - Why do you even give a shit? - You're my teacher and I respect you. 487 00:36:51,373 --> 00:36:53,841 Don't you fucking respect me. 488 00:36:53,893 --> 00:36:56,009 I'm an idiot. I'm not God. 489 00:36:56,053 --> 00:36:59,125 Don't ever respect anyone except your fucking self. 490 00:37:01,573 --> 00:37:03,768 Fucking babies. 491 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:26,009 - Hey, Mom. - Hello, dear. I washed your sheets. 492 00:37:28,453 --> 00:37:31,047 - What's that? - Arthur's handkerchief. 493 00:37:31,093 --> 00:37:35,006 - You're doing his laundry? - It must have gotten mixed into my things. 494 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:38,125 - That's gross. - It's just a hanky. 495 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:41,051 I know, and hankies are gross. 496 00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:45,052 - First of all, the word is gross. Hanky. - It's just a word. 497 00:37:45,093 --> 00:37:49,211 Hankies are gross. A snot-covered rag that sits in your pocket all day. 498 00:37:49,253 --> 00:37:51,926 - That will be fine. - The snot could be anywhere. 499 00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:54,203 You put it back and save it for later. 500 00:37:54,253 --> 00:37:57,689 Mom, not all progress is bad. There's Kleenex. Hello. 501 00:38:52,293 --> 00:38:54,124 I know. 502 00:38:55,853 --> 00:38:58,925 Tonight you're just trying to be cute. 503 00:38:58,973 --> 00:39:01,123 Forgive me. Hot. 504 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:04,609 Yes. Of course I do. 505 00:39:04,653 --> 00:39:07,451 More so now than ever. 506 00:39:07,493 --> 00:39:09,643 Mom's vacuuming my room. 507 00:39:13,813 --> 00:39:16,486 I gotta go. OK. 508 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,801 Shut up. No, I'm not. 509 00:39:23,813 --> 00:39:26,327 I'm not. I'm not. Stop. 510 00:39:27,853 --> 00:39:30,447 I'm hanging up. Goodbye. 511 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:36,243 - You and Phil back together? - Phil? No. Russell. 512 00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:38,329 The gay one? 513 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,801 - What? - The guy in your room the other day? 514 00:39:41,853 --> 00:39:46,244 - What makes you think he's gay? - Oh, we can smell it on each other. 515 00:39:46,293 --> 00:39:49,126 - David. - Let's see. You told me he was. 516 00:39:49,173 --> 00:39:52,245 You referred to him as "my gay friend Russell". 517 00:39:53,373 --> 00:39:56,729 - Oh. - He's not any more? 518 00:39:56,773 --> 00:39:59,492 No, he never was. I was just confused. 519 00:40:05,453 --> 00:40:08,809 Claire, listen. When I was in high school, I dated girls. 520 00:40:08,853 --> 00:40:12,482 - We're in college. - And when I was in college. And after college. 521 00:40:12,533 --> 00:40:14,728 I didn't know what I was, 522 00:40:14,773 --> 00:40:17,924 and while I was trying to figure it out I went back and forth... 523 00:40:17,973 --> 00:40:21,204 You don't get it. There's no back and forth with Russell. 524 00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:23,448 He's never been gay. I was just assuming. 525 00:40:24,573 --> 00:40:27,770 He's never been gay. He's never had sex with anyone before me. 526 00:40:27,813 --> 00:40:29,690 OK. My mistake. 527 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:33,567 I can't even make a phone call in this house 528 00:40:33,613 --> 00:40:37,970 because I don't get cell reception anywhere, my mother's in my fucking room... 529 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:45,443 At what age did you completely stop sleeping with women? 530 00:40:45,493 --> 00:40:49,930 I know when you first slept with that boy, but did you overlap after that? 531 00:40:52,453 --> 00:40:54,284 Yeah. 532 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:59,043 There were ten years when I wasn't sure. Or I was sure but didn't want to be. 533 00:40:59,093 --> 00:41:01,891 I was with some women pretty seriously. 534 00:41:01,933 --> 00:41:04,811 - What, Jennifer? - Yeah. 535 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:11,362 I was with a ton of women. I liked fucking women. 536 00:41:11,413 --> 00:41:13,404 Yeah, I know. You've told me. 537 00:41:13,453 --> 00:41:19,164 What I mean was I did this whole emotional deal with girls... women. 538 00:41:19,213 --> 00:41:24,765 Like "Honey, I could really think about spending the rest of my life with you. 539 00:41:26,773 --> 00:41:31,528 "I don't know, buy some land in Northern California and build a house, 540 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,803 "design it ourselves. 541 00:41:33,853 --> 00:41:37,528 "What about Willem for a boy and Coco for a girl? 542 00:41:37,573 --> 00:41:39,848 "Willem and Max if we have twin boys, 543 00:41:39,893 --> 00:41:42,487 "or if we have twin girls, Coco and Clementine." 544 00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:44,842 Are you sure they didn't know you were gay? 545 00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:47,566 They didn't suspect. They thought I was their man. 546 00:41:47,613 --> 00:41:49,808 They'd look right back into my eyes. 547 00:41:50,973 --> 00:41:55,649 All the while I was just trying that guy on to see if I could make it fit. 548 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:09,891 'Oh, yeah! Right there, right there. ' 549 00:42:13,653 --> 00:42:16,850 - She's down. - Great. 550 00:42:16,893 --> 00:42:19,248 You guys wanna take your turn? 551 00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:21,523 - We're leaving today. - We should pack. 552 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:24,406 - You can pack later. Go take the hour. - Go on. 553 00:42:24,453 --> 00:42:28,048 - If she wakes up... - She'll be fine. Go. 554 00:42:28,093 --> 00:42:30,846 - You guys have fun. - Are you set? 555 00:42:40,213 --> 00:42:42,681 - She can't come, you know. - (Chuckles) 556 00:42:45,013 --> 00:42:47,083 - Really? - Really. 557 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:50,601 - Pretty. - Yeah. 558 00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,603 Do you want to... 559 00:42:55,613 --> 00:42:57,604 Not really. 560 00:42:57,653 --> 00:43:00,725 I'd be afraid to take my clothes off. 561 00:43:00,773 --> 00:43:03,367 Something could crawl on me. 562 00:43:04,653 --> 00:43:07,326 We're not really Todd and Dana, are we? 563 00:43:10,493 --> 00:43:12,085 What's that supposed to mean? 564 00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:18,366 I was just acknowledging that the reasons we're together aren't the same as... 565 00:43:18,413 --> 00:43:20,051 Say it. 566 00:43:20,853 --> 00:43:24,323 - What? There's nothing to say. - Say it, Nate. 567 00:43:24,373 --> 00:43:27,763 Why are you even with me? What are you even here for? 568 00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:32,091 - On this trip? What? - Why did you marry me? 569 00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:34,488 You think Maya and I need you? 570 00:43:34,533 --> 00:43:38,048 You don't want this. You want your daughter but you don't want me. 571 00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:39,685 I can't say anything! 572 00:43:39,733 --> 00:43:43,806 Not hurtful things, and it's hurtful to suggest we're together because of Maya. 573 00:43:43,853 --> 00:43:47,562 I am not trying to hurt you. That was me thinking something. 574 00:43:47,613 --> 00:43:51,686 You know how friends do? But that would mean you'd have to like me. 575 00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:54,930 - That's stupid. - No, it's not. Think about it. 576 00:43:54,973 --> 00:43:58,283 When I say something that doesn't fit into your fairy tale... 577 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,324 This is no fairy tale. That I know. 578 00:44:00,373 --> 00:44:04,048 - You made up a story, cast me in this role. - You cast yourself. 579 00:44:04,093 --> 00:44:07,847 Making the mother of my child happy is a role? I don't think so. 580 00:44:07,893 --> 00:44:12,409 But you have this narrow path I can walk on where I'm on your fucking leash. 581 00:44:12,453 --> 00:44:16,765 No smoking, two beers a night, no pot without prior written approval. 582 00:44:16,813 --> 00:44:19,885 - Smoke your lungs out. - I don't give a shit about smoking. 583 00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:22,003 I give a shit about being myself. 584 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:29,124 About saying what I need to say and not having you fucking freak out on me. 585 00:44:31,173 --> 00:44:32,765 I'm sorry, then. 586 00:44:34,453 --> 00:44:36,091 (Sighs) 587 00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:37,532 Fuck. 588 00:45:00,173 --> 00:45:02,403 I'm sorry. 589 00:45:08,093 --> 00:45:10,607 Kiss me. 590 00:45:10,653 --> 00:45:13,247 - What? No. - Honey, I wanna get better at this. 591 00:45:14,733 --> 00:45:16,132 Help me, OK? 592 00:45:39,413 --> 00:45:41,643 Take your jeans off. 593 00:45:41,693 --> 00:45:44,412 - Take them off. - Here? 594 00:45:44,453 --> 00:45:47,729 Yeah. Lie down on that rock. 595 00:45:47,773 --> 00:45:50,685 That rock is hard and cold. 596 00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:57,052 Lay down on that. 597 00:46:02,173 --> 00:46:04,482 Close your eyes. 598 00:46:06,653 --> 00:46:09,611 I wanna fuck you on this rock. 599 00:46:09,653 --> 00:46:13,009 But first I'm gonna make you scream 600 00:46:13,053 --> 00:46:16,363 so that everybody back at camp can hear you. 601 00:46:16,413 --> 00:46:19,485 And then when you're exhausted 602 00:46:19,533 --> 00:46:22,286 and you're laying here coming down, 603 00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:27,487 I'm gonna fuck you right here on this rock. 604 00:46:53,773 --> 00:46:57,971 There were a couple of times back in Seattle when we had sex like that. 605 00:47:01,533 --> 00:47:04,809 When you came home from a party at that costume designer's house 606 00:47:04,853 --> 00:47:07,765 who worked for Seattle Rep. 607 00:47:07,813 --> 00:47:10,008 What was her name? 608 00:47:10,053 --> 00:47:12,283 - Tessa. - Right. 609 00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:16,372 She'd just broken it off with you and you were so drunk and pissed 610 00:47:16,413 --> 00:47:22,488 and you came home and we ended up having the most amazing sex I'd ever had in my life. 611 00:47:33,853 --> 00:47:37,482 The other time was the night after you ran the marathon the first time. 612 00:47:38,293 --> 00:47:40,284 Yeah. 613 00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:44,645 And that girl you met from Portland was supposed to come over and celebrate. 614 00:47:47,293 --> 00:47:50,046 But she never showed up. 615 00:47:51,453 --> 00:47:54,968 Lise, it's all behind us. 616 00:47:56,253 --> 00:47:58,244 I know. I'm... 617 00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:04,532 It's nice now. That it's just us. 618 00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:09,204 I love you, Nate. 619 00:48:09,253 --> 00:48:13,041 God, I've loved you for such a long time. 620 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:17,403 I love you too, honey. 621 00:48:17,453 --> 00:48:19,842 (! Come And Find Me) 622 00:48:26,053 --> 00:48:32,401 ! Come and find me now 623 00:48:59,933 --> 00:49:02,527 ! I keep you in a flower vase 624 00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:04,962 ! Your fatalism and your crooked face 625 00:49:05,013 --> 00:49:08,926 ! With the daisies and the violet brocades 626 00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:15,126 ! And I keep me in a vacant lot In the ivies, forget-me-nots 627 00:49:15,173 --> 00:49:18,961 ! Hoping you will come and untangle me one of these days 628 00:49:20,413 --> 00:49:27,251 ! Come and find me now! 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net